someone will legally marry a AI video chat bot

nuclear power plants are going to get really popular for fueling the processing power needs for AI

they'll discover a new type of monkey

another conflict breaks lose that will StARt wORlD WaR III only for it to disappear from the mainstream after 4 weeks

Nintendo Switch II

another string of failed high budget movies

some more CEOs getting clapped

another chimpanzee war

spotify continues to get worse

Xitter merges with Truth Social

Minecraft: the sex update

It becomes normal for corpo officials to have visibly armed and armored escorts after two or three more get gatted.

Taylor Swift/BTS album & a marvel movie are leaked onto torrent sites, leads to Millennium copyright act two: copy harder.

One or two SMRs come online, immediately start a nuclear panic.

First AI chatbot inspired mass shooting.

The EU does something stupid that can only harm it because Berlin and Paris are chasing the low IQ alcoholic vote.

Western company overplays its hand in Africa, gets clapped by locals.

UK tries to ban local generative AI. UK MP/Devolved administration official busted for generating AI CP (this isn't the cause of the attempted ban though)

Next fad in the small web is producing and hosting extremely twee podcasts/internet radio shows, all on the same topics, as an extension of making Zines that are all on the same topics. (I will listen to a great many of them)

half life 3.

Tik Tok Banned, but comes back shockingly quickly The McRib comes back Another Assination attempt on the orange man Valve will release a new VR something Python 5.0 (skipping 4.0 entirely for the bit) Firefox overtakes chrome AI will be vilified by general public further AI slop will take over Tacobell brings back the naked chicken chips again A federal ruling on the legality of marijuana Wicked part 2 Taylors swift and Travis Kelcy get engaged

Shrug only God knows!