I joined because I thought the owl from the 4chan ad was cute and I was bored. Hi.

The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think i was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS WHO IS THIS?

Huh, ain’t it the truth. Just don’t let anyone who’s got the President’s ear hear that. You’ll be making cattle-runs to New Reno ’til the end of time, pal.