and this is why

how'd you get him so thick?

It's funny. I spent my teenager years in relative silence on Something Awful. I would chime in only if I had some information that people didn't have, which was rare. Mostly it was the fact that I was a teenager, and I knew if I told my mom I needed another ten bucks for SA, it was not going to happen. So I didn't want to risk losing my account.