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Wasn't this going to be a thing at some point? I remember conspiracy theories doing the rounds blaming the JS mafia for getting it depreciated.

posted 11/15/2023, 12:41 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

You might be thinking of HTML imports, which had only ever been implemented in Chrome and was kinda worthless on its own; you needed to use JS to take full advantage of it. It was removed from Chrome in 2020 because other browsers didn't adopt it and it didn't become part of the standard.

Could be. Possibly also <link rel="import" > ?

Or maybe I'm just muddled.... which happens a lot. As an example, I could have sworn <embed> had been semi depreciated.

edited 11/15/2023, 3:32 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

That's how HTML imports were implemented, at least according to Google's documentation.

See, muddled. Oh for a steady-state mind.

Though I might still double down on the JS mafia being responsible for there being no native way of doing this in HTML.

posted 11/15/2023, 4:08 pm

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Speaking of crazy HTML shit, does anyone feel like offering free advice to someone who hasn't done serious web stuff for over 15 years?

If so....

Okay, I'm writing up a little personal site at the moment. At the same time, I've developed a mania about being as backwards compatible as possible. It's become a thing. Which is a bit annoying as I really wanted to do a responsive multi-column layout. Media query, etc. But, y'know, whatever, it's fine.

So I could go div crazy, bash away like it's Y2K and leave it at that.

However! I really don't want to throw modern screen readers under the bus, and they are, to my understanding, quite reliant on contemporary semantic tags.

So the question is, how to cater to both? People have told me that HTML5 degrades well on older browsers, but I have had/seen some issues.

Maybe one solution could be to put classed divs inside the HTML5 tags?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Any direction would be appreciated.

P.S. Man, HTML5 has made stuff so much easier.

edited 11/17/2023, 9:04 am

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quoting Eternity:

This might be of interest to you if you haven't seen it: How Far Back in Time Can I Take My Website's Design + orange site discussion

But will it work on a steam-powered programmable calculator from 1968? I'm not so sure....

Joking aside, that's very interesting and useful, seriously, thank you.

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Imo fren, and it ofc depends on the individual, I, personally, find this web dev shid hard enough without adding additional challenges on top.

Good advice. And since I have a tendency to fall into the over complication trap (and then choke), I shall endeavor to take it on board.

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And just MAKE CONTENT.

My site is partly intended to function as a place to collect twenty or so years worth of bits and pieces. So, at the moment, deciding how to structure preexisting content is more of an issue. I mean, there are web gardens and then there are web thickets!

Thanks for taking the time to respond. You've helped me a lot. I appreciate it.

quoting starbreaker:

On browsers that don't support HTML5, these tend to be treated as divs, and you can still apply ids and CSS classes to them. There's nothing stopping you from using divs inside them, either.

Oh, cool, that should sort out any styling issues and I get to keep my divs. Thanks for the clarity.

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If you want to do responsive multi-column layouts, you might want to look into using CSS Flexbox and CSS Grid. Or you can party like it's 1999 and use table-based layouts. They still work OK.

CSS floats were around in 1999, I think.....

Actually, I'm so tempted to go full Prof. Dr. style.

http://contemporary-home-computing.org/prof-dr-style/

There's something about the simplicity and utilitarianism of it all. A real pleasure. Unfortunately, I worry it would put most people off, or they'd think the CSS file had broke, or something.

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The cool kids might not like it, but it's your website. Do it your way.

That's a great piece. I am so sick of purity spirals and out-grouping. Apart from anything else, do the culprits not know how very, very boring and banal it is.

edited 11/18/2023, 2:22 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

They want everything and everybody to be as boring and banal as they themselves are. That way they won't have to accept that they're a bunch of fucking losers.

I also don't want to be too down on Vulonkaaz. Like you intimate in your post, it's super easy to get sucked into these pointless antagonisms.

For example, the other day, I came across a 'Star Wars is for children, Dune is for men' meme. It so amused me that, despite not having watched or read either since my teenage years, I wanted to immediately jump on r/starwars and start a fight....

edited 11/19/2023, 9:45 am

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quoting starbreaker:

I've got to admit that I don't think much of Star Wars, but I first read Dune as a kid, after seeing the David Lynch movie. Didn't quite get it at first, but it rewarded multiple readings.

If you haven't already, you should give Jodorowsky's Dune a watch sometime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodorowsky's_Dune

Alejandro Jodorowsky, best known for NOT making Dune. :)

posted 11/20/2023, 8:19 am

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quoting d-von:

If you haven't already, you should give Jodorowsky's Dune a watch sometime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodorowsky's_Dune

Alejandro Jodorowsky, best known for NOT making Dune. :)

A trailer, in case anyone's interested.

Now, be warned, while he has his fans (myself included), there are many who find Alejandro Jodorowsky insufferably pretentious.....

edited 11/20/2023, 8:56 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

More pretentious than Yngwie Malmsteen?

No. There can be only one.

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Also, it looks like I can watch this on Apple TV or Prime Video, but only if I pay an additional rental fee on top of the existing subscription. Guess I'll bootleg it.

You mean people sometimes pay for stuff on the internet? Who knew?

posted 11/22/2023, 11:03 am

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quoting starbreaker:

I pay for shit on the internet all the time. But if I want to get nickeled and dimed I'll go to the doctor. If you're charging me a monthly fee for a streaming video service, and want to paywall certain videos or insert ads, I'm not going to put up with it. Why should I?

I'm basically the same, except, if I really want to get nickeled and dimed, I take my dog to the vet.

posted 11/22/2023, 3:28 pm

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Hey, thanks for remembering me. That's very interesting and useful.

Now, no more procrastination, I'm going to set a deadline and have my site up in two weeks. You watch, after all the warbling, it'll end up being some WP festival of bloat and I'll put a little 'best viewed with' button on it.

Thanks again!

edited 1/5/2024, 12:52 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

TBH I've been avoiding Agora Road and adjacent-spaces; they remind me more of 4chan than I find comfortable since I never particularly liked chan culture.

quoting Eternity:

I completely understand. I do appreciate having the space / flexibility to discuss more crudely or about darker subjects more readily, but those spaces are absolutely double-edged swords.

I've recently participated on Agora for the first time. Apart from having to wade through the not infrequent antisemitic rants and getting more of an insight into people's odd relationship with anime than I'd like, the main thing that puts me off is the youthfulness of the user base. I was surprised to learn that a not insubstantial portion of Agorans are high-schoolers, with the largest demographic being people in their early twenties.

Now, young 'uns are cool and all, but, personally, I prefer places that tend to track older, or at least where oldies are well represented. This is particularly true when it comes to dealing with internet history, the small web, nostalgia, retro gaming, etc. and most definitely true with 4chan-esque platforms like Agora.

  1. It's good having people around who've experienced a decent chunk of web and tech history.

  2. I'm uncomfortable participating in 'edgy' content, or even being around it, with children present.

  3. Related to the last point, I do not want to inadvertently call a 14 girl a c***t.

  4. If I ever stumble on a Windows 8 nostalgia thread, I might literately keel over and die.

That's not to say Agora doesn't have many interesting and nice users of all ages. It does, for sure, loads.

edited 3/7/2024, 12:32 pm

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quoting Eternity:

I completely agree that any user claiming to be underage on Agora should be banned. I believe its even in the terms of service / forum rules somewhere, it's just not enforced. But, personally, I take the stance: "not my circus, not my monkeys". Anyone that I've noticed say they're underage, I disregard entirely. It's not hard.

As for them being young in general (but over 18). I appreciate the youth. Yes, youth is dumb, but they also bring in new / interesting perspectives or if not, at the very least serve as interesting windows into culture / life, I think. But I'm also a teacher, I work with kids, I'm used to youth's eccentricities.

I have nothing for the antisemitism unfortunately. Though I will say, I personally find it a little (sad) funny that I enjoy the (unrelated) thoughts or ideas someone is sharing, while grappling with the fact that they'd probably throw me in a gas chamber if given the chance. ¯\(ツ)

Isn't there also a rule against racism? You'd think that would cover antisemitism. Anyway, I like your take and might hang around a little longer, but with a few changes. Namely blocking the self professed children, and open antisemites. By blocking the latter, I know I might lose out on some higher-grade tips on increasing virility, and being schooled on the true meaning of the Bhagavad Gita, but I'll live. :)

And hey, I've got nothing against young people, no ways, but I sure do feel old reading some of those Agora threads.....

Thanks for the reply.

edited 3/7/2024, 8:28 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

I'm not convinced that anybody hanging out on web forums knows fuck-all about increasing virility. I sure as hell don't.

Totally. I'm referencing some of the ancillary interests held by master race bros on Agora.

posted 3/7/2024, 9:00 pm

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quoting orchids:

i would make fun of these kids but i was just as angsty when I was in my teens evil smiley

Ditto. But thankfully I was too drunk and stoned at the time to remember much of my late teens. :)

quoting starbreaker:

I was angsty too as a teen, but I had grown up doing duck 'n cover drills in the friggin' 1980s.

Shit, I remember growing up with duck and cover drills, yes, but also talks on how to spot bombs and limpet mines, what to do if someone chucks a hand-grenade, dealing with teargas, and a few other useful tips for living in a totalitarian state. At the time I saw them as useful life skills.... y'know, like how to change a tire, wire a plug or cook a pasta. :)

And to your point, every teenager I knew was either apolitical or a bit left in a superficial Rage Against the Machine sorta way. The kids these days, I tell ya.

edited 3/13/2024, 1:28 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

I was a bit left in a superficial Queensryche way. I still find excuses to quote Operation: Mindcrime in online political arguments.

This bit from "Spreading the Disease" is still relevant, unfortunately.

Good stuff! So if you grew up in the 80s, you had Queensryche. The 90s, Rage Against the Machine. Then System of a Down for the 2000s. After that, I have no idea.

posted 3/13/2024, 3:39 pm

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quoting starbreaker:

I just pushed a new version of my website to https://starbreaker.org. It was originally staged at https://new.starbreaker.org but that's now a temporary alias.

@Eternity had given me some advice by email back in January that I ended up taking.

https://starbreaker.org/blog/misc/reset-part-two/index.html

Cool. Glad to see you're moving forward. @Eternity seems to have turned himself into the personal web avatar or something. Incidentally, your original plan to fragment content caused an above average level of discussion on Blue Dwarf.

https://bluedwarf.top/cackle/view-post.php?post_num=2483

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